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TIGER TRICKS

Post by Tedwalker » 15 Mar 2016, 16:54

An African village, close to the jungle, was plagued by a tiger, which kept taking their goats at night.
So they hired a professional shooter, and set out a stake with a goat. The tiger would be shot before he got to the goat.
The shooter waited in a tree at night, and eventually saw the eyes of an approaching tiger.
He fired between the eyes, and waited till the morning.
Amazement! No tiger, and the goat was gone.
Impossible. He was a dead shot.
So the next night he repeated the exercise, and waited.
Along came the eyes.
Instead of shooting, he shone a powerful torch to see what was happening.
Surprise! Two tigers were approaching, side by side, each with one eye closed.

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Re: TIGER TRICKS

Post by Perrorist » 15 Mar 2016, 18:15

Very good. :lol:

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