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Tedwalker
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GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR

Post by Tedwalker » 24 Mar 2016, 11:35

The cosmetics counter at a large department store.
Lots of exotic perfumes on display, each with tempting suggestions.
Perfume no 1- $500 - Romantic nights on the Caribbean.
Perfume no 2- $300 - Moonlight and Roses in Tuscany.
Perfume no 3- $450 - Tropic nights on moonlight beaches in Tahiti with your hero.
Perfume no 4- 10 cents - todays special.

A down to earth middle aged lady enters, and orders the 10 cent bottle.
The snotty nosed assistant replies "Of course, madam can have whatever she wishes, but with that particular perfume, we can promise madam only a rather tawdry affair".

:heeheehee :heeheehee

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Betty
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Re: GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR

Post by Betty » 25 Mar 2016, 03:01

I'll have a dozen at 10 cents. :heeheehee :heeheehee
A rose by any other name...............

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Re: GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR

Post by grandduke » 25 Mar 2016, 09:09

:heeheehee :heeheehee oh you are awful Betty :heeheehee :heeheehee
“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?’”
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Re: GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR

Post by Tedwalker » 25 Mar 2016, 10:06

Sorry, but there was a rush, and the 10 cents bottles are sold out.

:roflmao:

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