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mavisbramston
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corny but I like it

Post by mavisbramston » 30 Mar 2016, 13:36

Who invented matches?
Some bright spark. :character-oldtimer:

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Re: corny but I like it

Post by Tedwalker » 31 Mar 2016, 10:37

mavis
Do you have adequate authenticated documentary evidence to establish the veracity of this contention in a Federal court of law?

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Re: corny but I like it

Post by mavisbramston » 09 Apr 2016, 23:16

lol ... i love that corny old joke

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Re: corny but I like it

Post by grandduke » 10 Apr 2016, 08:09

Uh Ted a corny old joke i like that to. :wqoohoo :wqoohoo :nahnahnah :heeheehee :heeheehee :heeheehee
“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?’”
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Re: corny but I like it

Post by mavisbramston » 10 Apr 2016, 08:47

No I meant the joke. You scallywags :lol:

Just wondering where that word came from? Must put it up as a topic.

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Re: corny but I like it

Post by grandduke » 10 Apr 2016, 10:28

:heeheehee :heeheehee :heeheehee :wqoohoo ah Mavis
“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?’”
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Re: corny but I like it

Post by Tedwalker » 10 Apr 2016, 11:13

Hey grandduke, mavis has just demonised us as 'scallywags'.

This could be considered as libel, and therefore grounds for a major court challenge.

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Re: corny but I like it

Post by godfather » 10 Apr 2016, 19:53

I thought that this was corny but then again, I've no idea what corny actually means!

My friend "the seer" actually took a look BACK the other day and found a few mistakes people made during their life time, especially the wonderful and clever "Confucius" who was usually so very pedantic that he never overlooked anything important. So, did he? You judge!



CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...




Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.



Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.



Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.



Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.



Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.



Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.



Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.



War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.



Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.



It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.



Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.



Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.



Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.



Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.



Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...


"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood".


:wqoohoo :wqoohoo :wqoohoo




Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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Re: corny but I like it

Post by Tedwalker » 11 Apr 2016, 15:43

godfather.
Confucius would like to see you in his office tomorrow at 9am.
He would like to see documentary evidence from you that he did in fact make these statements.

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Re: corny but I like it

Post by godfather » 11 Apr 2016, 18:48

Well Ted, good old 'Confucious' actually wrote these down but forgot all about them by the time he died.

They are 'true' in Confucious style but were never accredited to him........so sad!

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The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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