Where is Jesus

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Booga
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Where is Jesus

Post by Booga » 07 Jul 2016, 07:37

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells '

Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
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Re: Where is Jesus

Post by lynny » 07 Jul 2016, 12:01

=D> :lol:

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Re: Where is Jesus

Post by Teddy » 08 Jul 2016, 07:37

Mary is spot on Booga. :icon_biggrin:

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Re: Where is Jesus

Post by Tedwalker » 09 Jul 2016, 10:13

:heeheehee :lol: :lol: :heeheehee

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