The 11th commandment

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Biggdad
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The 11th commandment

Post by Biggdad » 18 Oct 2016, 16:08

During a recent meeting in Heaven, God, Moses and Saint Peter concluded
that the behaviour of former President Clinton had brought about the urgent need for an eleventh commandment,
particularly since there is a chance that Bill would get into the White House again if Hilary wins.
They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session, trying to settle on the wording of
the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten.
They persevered and, after many revisions, finally agreed that the eleventh Commandment should be:
"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."


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Re: The 11th commandment

Post by godfather » 18 Oct 2016, 21:44

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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Re: The 11th commandment

Post by Tedwalker » 20 Oct 2016, 17:00

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