MEMORY MISS

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Tedwalker
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MEMORY MISS

Post by Tedwalker » 04 Nov 2016, 17:03

A lady finished her shopping and went into the car park to return home.
There were not many cars there, but to her horror her car was nowhere in sight.
The phoned the police and reported the theft, and gave all the details.
She felt nervous about phoning her husband, so went back into the complex to have a coffee first.
She then phoned him.
He said, "What's wrong with you? I dropped you off at the shops and drove off".
After a few seconds to recover, she said, "OK, when are you going to pick me up?"
He said, "When I can convince this cop that I haven't stolen the car".

:lol: :lol: :heeheehee :lol: :lol:

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Post by grandduke » 04 Nov 2016, 17:39

Yes yes i like it. :heeheehee :heeheehee :heeheehee
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Post by lynny » 05 Nov 2016, 11:33

:lol: :lol:

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Post by Teddy » 05 Nov 2016, 14:16

Thanks Ted Walker,that is really funny! :lol:

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Post by Biggdad » 06 Nov 2016, 14:06

:character-oldtimer: :heeheehee :heeheehee :heeheehee
WHEN YOU TELL THE TRUTH, IT'S LESS YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER.Image

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Post by godfather » 06 Nov 2016, 16:02

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Love it Ted!
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Post by Maggs » 29 Dec 2016, 16:11

Keep those comments coming Perry......I need to do my homework and find the marbles I once had.

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