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Booga
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AGEING

Post by Booga » 03 Mar 2017, 07:15

God’s Plan for Aging

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.

So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it’s God’s will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.
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Re: AGEING

Post by Dreamweaver » 03 Mar 2017, 13:28

:heeheehee
I'll believe you, Booga.

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Re: AGEING

Post by grandduke » 03 Mar 2017, 15:22

So do I :heeheehee :heeheehee
“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?’”
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Re: AGEING

Post by Tedwalker » 04 Mar 2017, 11:36

Good one Booga.

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Re: AGEING

Post by Slapsy » 16 Mar 2017, 13:30

It seems to be working for me . :wink:
The punters know that the horse called Morality rarely gets past the post,whereas the nag called Self-interest always runs a good race. ..... Gough Whitlam 19/10/89

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Re: AGEING

Post by godfather » 16 Mar 2017, 20:27

Thanks Booga, and there is confirmation of the method in all that madness!

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The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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