Horsing around

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Perrorist
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Horsing around

Post by Perrorist » 17 Mar 2017, 08:00

A horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness. He downs the lot and says to the barman, “I shouldn’t really be drinking this with what I’ve got.”

“Why?" asks the barman. "What have you got?”

“About ten cents and a carrot.”

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Post by lynny » 17 Mar 2017, 12:54

Boom boom !! :icon-mrgreen: \:D/

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Post by godfather » 17 Mar 2017, 22:57

Hahahaha, I have a horse like that and the bills keep coming in.

Left a little note in his fodder trough telling him not to make a fool of me any longer!


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Post by Teddy » 25 Mar 2017, 12:30

That is so funny Perrorist,thank you. :lol:

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