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stuck windows fix

Post by terra » 03 Jun 2017, 16:17

Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:


"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"



Husband texts back:


"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER THE EDGES AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH HAMMER"



Wife texts back 5 minutes later:


"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW
"Life's too short to drink cheap wine".

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Re: stuck windows fix

Post by Dreamweaver » 03 Jun 2017, 17:14

:roflmao:

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Re: stuck windows fix

Post by Perrorist » 03 Jun 2017, 18:11

:good_one

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Re: stuck windows fix

Post by Slapsy » 03 Jun 2017, 21:27

:oops :text-thankyou: :good_one
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Re: stuck windows fix

Post by Tedwalker » 04 Jun 2017, 09:17

Good one.

:heeheehee :heeheehee

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Re: stuck windows fix

Post by lynny » 04 Jun 2017, 13:56

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Haha Terra! Good one. :lol:

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Re: stuck windows fix

Post by Teddy » 05 Jun 2017, 16:13

Oh dear Terra,what a calamity! :lol: :good_one

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Post by godfather » 06 Jun 2017, 23:01

I like that one. Thanks.

:heeheehee :heeheehee :heeheehee


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Re: stuck windows fix

Post by terra » 08 Jun 2017, 10:04

Nice one godfather !...
our grandduke will certainly support that theory!
Being an Apple die-hard, he'll preach to us that an Apple a day keeps the windows at Bay !
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