Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 07 Sep 2017, 13:33

A sausage was friends with a chop
who'd smile at other chops in the shop
And flirt with the bacon

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 07 Sep 2017, 14:51

A sausage was friends with a chop
who'd smile at the chops in the shop
And flirt with the bacon
and the rissoles they're makin'

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 07 Sep 2017, 22:08

A sausage was friends with a chop
who'd smile at the chops in the shop
And flirt with the bacon
and the rissoles they're makin'
It really kept them all on the hop!

Lynne: :heeheehee :heeheehee :bear_hug

Well no one wants to play Limericks

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 10 Sep 2017, 14:37

Been sick Biggdad. This is the first day I feel like making a smile. Liked the last one!! :lol:

Start another please........I can't think straight. :icon_biggrin:

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 11 Sep 2017, 10:47

I ONCE BOUGHT A TICKET IN LOTTO

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 11 Sep 2017, 11:33

I ONCE BOUGHT A TICKET IN LOTTO
Instead of buying a Risotto











Also "Been off Oats"many weeks on & off lately! :text-imsorry:

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 11 Sep 2017, 15:56

I ONCE BOUGHT A TICKET IN LOTTO
Instead of buying a large Risotto
I thought I'de win

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 Sep 2017, 22:59

Oh Teddy.....I did wonder if you were ok. Feel better :bear_hug



I once bought a ticket in Lotto
Instead of buying Risotto
I thought I'd win
I was taken in

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 Sep 2017, 08:35

I once bought a ticket in Lotto
Instead of buying Risotto
I thought I'd win
I was taken in
drank a bottle of wine & got Blotto!


while drinking a pint in the pub

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 13 Sep 2017, 11:28

:lol: =D=

While drinking a pint at the pub
I fancied a plateful of grub

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 Sep 2017, 21:25

While drinking a pint at the pub
I fancied a plateful of grub
Chips "N" sauce

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 14 Sep 2017, 11:26

While drinking a pint at the pub
I fancied a plateful of grub
Chips "N" sauce
'n' pie of course

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 14 Sep 2017, 11:50

While drinking a pint at the pub
I fancied a plateful of grub
Chips "N" sauce
'n' pie of course
Haute couture cuisine no snub





Our weeds dying through lack of rain

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 14 Sep 2017, 19:25

Our weeds dying through lack of rain
So no dandelions and I won't complain

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by maybenot » 14 Sep 2017, 21:22

Our weeds dying through lack of rain
So no dandelions and I won't complain
no slippery grass
Reality is ruining my life

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