Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 01 Dec 2017, 14:04

Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 01 Dec 2017, 16:26

Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained
they should have refrained

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 02 Dec 2017, 09:59

Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained
they should have refrained
cuz Santa's shot off to the pub for the night



I put a fairy on top of my tree

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 02 Dec 2017, 10:51

I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 03 Dec 2017, 08:02

I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 03 Dec 2017, 11:17

I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt
I can see up your skirt

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 04 Dec 2017, 09:33

I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt
I can see up your skirt
It looks like you're winking at me
:hurrah:



They say rum is good for your health

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 04 Dec 2017, 10:53

They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 05 Dec 2017, 08:52

They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink it with friends

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 06 Dec 2017, 09:14

They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink with a friend
As a means to an end

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 06 Dec 2017, 12:07

They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink with a friend
As a means to an end
and here's cheers to the commonwealth


friends merry & safe xmas to all

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 06 Dec 2017, 12:19

friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a Birth you'll recall

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 07 Dec 2017, 09:18

Friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 07 Dec 2017, 12:14

Friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies
And zip up your flys

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 08 Dec 2017, 07:48

Friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies
And zip up your flys
Cuz I've put holly up in the hall



When Pa set the pudding alight

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