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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 08 Dec 2017, 14:05

When Pa set the pudding alight
The G/kids got a big big fright

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 08 Dec 2017, 14:32

When Pa set the pudding alight
The Grandkids got a big fright
The excessive heat

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Post by Biggdad » 08 Dec 2017, 16:46

When Pa set the pudding alight
The Grandkids got a big fright
The excessive heat
warmed up their seat

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Post by lynny » 08 Dec 2017, 20:01

When Pa set the pudding alight
The Grandkids got a big fright
The excessive heat
warmed up their seats
and kept Grandma cosy all night


I'm pulling a cracker with Harry

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 08 Dec 2017, 22:19

I'm pulling a cracker with Harry
the one I am hoping to Marry

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 09 Dec 2017, 12:53

I'm pulling a cracker with Harry
the one I am hoping to Marry
Let us give them some space

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 09 Dec 2017, 18:47

I'm pulling a cracker with Harry
the one I am hoping to marry
Let's give us some space
To hide my red face

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 10 Dec 2017, 10:31

I'm pulling a cracker with Harry
the one I am hoping to marry
Let's give us some space
To hide my red face
As we're still naked and Merry


A little old lady from Turkey

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 10 Dec 2017, 12:10

A little old lady from Turkey
Found Chicken Surprise rather quirky

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 10 Dec 2017, 15:30

lynny wrote:
10 Dec 2017, 12:10
A little old lady from Turkey
Found Chicken Surprise rather quirky
The chicken would cluck

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 10 Dec 2017, 16:39

lynny wrote: ↑
10/12/17 11:10
A little old lady from Turkey
Found Chicken Surprise rather quirky
The chicken would cluck
Like a mother duck

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Post by lynny » 10 Dec 2017, 19:37

A little old lady from Turkey
Found Chicken Surprise rather quirky
The chicken would cluck
Like an old mother duck
and complain that the stew was quite murky



A man and his dog walked to Broome

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Post by lynny » 11 Dec 2017, 08:54

A man and his dog walked to Broome
and rented a tiny boxroom

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Post by Biggdad » 11 Dec 2017, 09:46

A man and his dog walked to Broome
and they rented a tiny boxroom
the dog barked alnight

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 Dec 2017, 17:15

A man and his dog walked to Broome
and they rented a tiny boxroom
the dog barked all night
which started a fight

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