Limericks!!

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mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 15 Apr 2018, 22:18

As life began it's daily round
I sold my wife for fifty pound

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 16 Apr 2018, 10:12

As life began it's daily round
I sold my wife for fifty pound
She says I'm so mean

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 16 Apr 2018, 12:17

As life began its daily round
I sold my wife for fifty pound
She says I'm so mean
And she created a scene
By banging her head on the ground



I like it here at silver peers

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 16 Apr 2018, 16:47

I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 17 Apr 2018, 09:07

I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 17 Apr 2018, 09:28

I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle
Also less trouble

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 17 Apr 2018, 14:19

I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle
Also less trouble
Then drown the witch in boutique beers



I am only joking. She read it and laughed


There was a guy called RandyRick

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lynny
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Post by lynny » 18 Apr 2018, 10:17

There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 18 Apr 2018, 15:58

There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 18 Apr 2018, 17:37

There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse
had a jockey of corse

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Post by lynny » 19 Apr 2018, 09:55

There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse
had a jockey of course
Who beat that nag with a candy stick


An old lady known as Old Maud

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Post by Teddy » 19 Apr 2018, 15:33

An old lady known as Old Maud
Who would always loudly applaud

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 20 Apr 2018, 07:21

An old lady known as Old Maud
Who would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 20 Apr 2018, 09:47

An old lady known as Old Maud
Would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks
Like juggling bricks

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 20 Apr 2018, 16:14

An old lady known as Old Maud
Would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks
Like juggling bricks
Or swallowing his very own sword.


Saint Peter at the pearly gates

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