Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 Jul 2018, 16:07

Thirteen young boys from Thailand
Have all made it back to dry land
A harrowing time
In mud rocks and slime

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 11 Jul 2018, 16:45

Thirteen young boys from Thailand
Have all made it back to dry land
A harrowing time
In mud rocks and slime
All giving thanks from many lands


Three little maids, one winter day

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 Jul 2018, 21:46

Three little maids, one winter day
Asked their friends to come and play

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 12 Jul 2018, 16:35

Three little maids, one winter day
Asked their friends to come and play
Picnic Rock they ventured too

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 13 Jul 2018, 10:43

Three little maids, one winter day
Asked their friends to come and play
Picnic Rock they ventured too
Not the local Zoo

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 14 Jul 2018, 10:00

Three little maids, one winter day
Asked their friends to come and play
Picnic Rock they ventured to
Not the local Zoo
To watch all the monkeys on display



I don't think the people like Trump

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 14 Jul 2018, 14:08

I don't think the people like Trump
Who cares beyond the big black stump

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 15 Jul 2018, 09:38

I don't think many people like Trump
Who cares beyond the big black stump
If he pressed that button

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 15 Jul 2018, 17:09

I don't think many people like Trump
Who cares beyond the big black stump
If he pressed that button
No, he's not a glutton

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 16 Jul 2018, 09:03

I don't think many people like Trump
Who cares beyond the big black stump
If he pressed that button
No, he's not a glutton
In fact he's a boring old frump


If I were a Queen for one day

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 16 Jul 2018, 15:28

If I were a Queen for one day
put a sign saying I'm away

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 16 Jul 2018, 20:27

If I were a Queen for one day
put a sign saying I'm away
eating a quince

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 17 Jul 2018, 09:42

If I were a Queen for one day
put a sign saying I'm away
eating a quince
with my favourite prince

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 17 Jul 2018, 10:23

If I were a Queen for one day
put a sign saying I'm away
eating a quince
with my favourite prince
riding in a dray with the hay


A little old lady from Perth

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 17 Jul 2018, 11:18

A little old lady from Perth
walked a mile each morning since birth

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