Five words to ruin a date

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Five words to ruin a date

Post by Warrigal » 15 Jan 2015, 12:10

Saw this on Twitter and thought it might be entertaining.

I'll go first,
  • "When does your diet start?"
Over to the panel now.
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 15 Jan 2015, 13:29

Who is going to pay?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 15 Jan 2015, 15:01

My wife took my wallet

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by godfather » 15 Jan 2015, 20:02

I forgot my credit card!
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by godfather » 15 Jan 2015, 20:03

Did you bring any condoms?
The devil whispered, “You cannot withstand the storm“ and I replied: “I am the storm!”.....Unknown.

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 16 Jan 2015, 10:46

What size are your Bras

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 16 Jan 2015, 12:20

The cream stops it itching.......

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 16 Jan 2015, 16:05

Will you still love me?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Buck_naked » 16 Jan 2015, 17:55

Is that a prison tattoo?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lighthouse » 16 Jan 2015, 17:58

Don't slurp your soup dear
“Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it. ”
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 16 Jan 2015, 20:28

By the way....I'm bi-sexual

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Warrigal » 16 Jan 2015, 23:53

:roflmao: good answers
Are you guys making them up or quoting from past experiences?
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lighthouse » 17 Jan 2015, 08:25

That's not your best kiss :nana_nanah:
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Warrigal » 17 Jan 2015, 09:40

I like to be boss
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 17 Jan 2015, 10:39

My psychiatrist said I'm cured

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