Five words to ruin a date

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 26 Jan 2015, 10:59

This date has just ended

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lighthouse » 26 Jan 2015, 11:05

I'am not taking you again
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by mavisbramston » 25 Mar 2016, 14:49

I always have bad breath

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 25 Mar 2016, 14:55

My psychiatrist said I'm cured

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by mavisbramston » 25 Mar 2016, 16:13

You are not my type.

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 26 Mar 2016, 08:43

Do you always wear Black?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 26 Mar 2016, 09:48

I bought Mummy with me

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Teddy » 26 Mar 2016, 17:09

Bringing neighbour's dog, cat, guineapig

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 26 Mar 2016, 17:12

Can't you get rid of those blackheads?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 27 Mar 2016, 09:15

Do you have a car?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 28 Mar 2016, 09:11

I bought a Jaguar last Saturday

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 29 Mar 2016, 09:04

Can you afford me,John ?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 30 Mar 2016, 10:28

My Dad wants a word with you!

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 03 Apr 2016, 08:00

You will take care on the road, won't you?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by mavisbramston » 03 Apr 2016, 08:20

You have some great ones there Maggs. I laughed a lot! Great stuff :lol:
I especially loved... Can you afford me John?

Best I can think of for now.
Have you got any Listerine?

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