Five words to ruin a date

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 20 Jan 2015, 17:15

Pim's Number 1....your dreamin'!

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by godfather » 20 Jan 2015, 20:55

No sex before our wedding?
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lighthouse » 20 Jan 2015, 22:38

Their not your own teeth
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lighthouse » 20 Jan 2015, 22:39

Your hair is a wig
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lighthouse » 20 Jan 2015, 22:41

What, your nails are plastic
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 21 Jan 2015, 08:44

I want to go home!

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lighthouse » 21 Jan 2015, 08:48

You are just too dull
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 21 Jan 2015, 10:34

Er....don't you mean hetrosexual?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 21 Jan 2015, 12:09

Stop looking at my boobs !

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lighthouse » 21 Jan 2015, 15:33

You are a sour puss
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 21 Jan 2015, 17:06

No I'm not a lesbian!

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by godfather » 21 Jan 2015, 20:38

You work for the ATO?
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lighthouse » 21 Jan 2015, 20:59

Don't like yr buck teeth
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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 21 Jan 2015, 23:13

My sister is watching us

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 22 Jan 2015, 08:37

My ex is stalking me

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