Five words to ruin a date

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 03 Apr 2016, 09:16

My heart belongs to Daddy

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Teddy » 03 Apr 2016, 12:13

Ok if I bring along my ten children?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 04 Apr 2016, 08:57

Will your Dad mind If I smoke a fag?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by lynny » 04 Apr 2016, 10:32

No I wont go dutch!

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 05 Apr 2016, 08:24

Is your brother bald as well?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 19 Apr 2016, 10:58

Did you have to bring along your Grandmother?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 21 Apr 2016, 09:15

Will Harry say "I won't"?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 22 Apr 2016, 09:00

John, do you have any loopaper?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 24 Apr 2016, 11:30

Why do you wear your hat backwards?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 25 Apr 2016, 09:57

Alfie Did you fart ?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 27 Apr 2016, 09:14

BY Golly that was a shiner...did it hurt?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 27 Apr 2016, 15:38

You need to feed up and get fatter.

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 29 Apr 2016, 15:52

Shall we get hitched?

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 01 May 2016, 11:14

OK don't run away if you don't want to!

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Re: Five words to ruin a date

Post by Maggs » 02 May 2016, 11:09

Where is that pong coming from?

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