Fractured Shakespeare

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by lynny » 03 Dec 2015, 09:01

The world is a stage and thereare too many talent shows.

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by Maggs » 03 Dec 2015, 10:47

:lol:

The lady doth protest too much when merry wives of Windsor dance with knaves with two left feet.

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by Teddy » 03 Dec 2015, 18:41

He is a noble Roman not New York?

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by Maggs » 05 Dec 2015, 12:47

My Kingdom for a horse that I may have a steed well enough to take me to Ascot

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by lynny » 05 Dec 2015, 14:00

I will have my pound of flesh and some liver and 3 sausages.

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by Maggs » 06 Dec 2015, 16:25

Out dull spot is there nothing which will allow me to cover that stain?

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by lynny » 07 Dec 2015, 12:27

Oi....lend me your ears forthe battery has gone on my hearing aid!

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by Maggs » 08 Dec 2015, 14:01

Where is my sword that I can swish with braggadocio yet never draw blood

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by lynny » 08 Dec 2015, 14:55

True is my love except for the lies

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by Maggs » 09 Dec 2015, 14:48

Now is the hour to go to fight the foe and bring a trophy ......but be sure it is filled with good Ale

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by lynny » 09 Dec 2015, 16:30

I call upon four and twenty strong men to help me move this wardrobe

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by Maggs » 10 Dec 2015, 09:56

Let no man shrink from battle when the hordes arrive with the Pizzas we ordered.

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by Maggs » 12 Dec 2015, 09:09

Hubble Bubble toil and trouble because the boiler has conked out again!

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by lynny » 12 Dec 2015, 09:34

Eyehole of newt and leg of toad, earholes and buttholes.....that's a rissole

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Re: Fractured Shakespeare

Post by Maggs » 13 Dec 2015, 14:43

Show me the wench who can guide an arrow through the eye of a needle and not need a thimble

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