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lynny
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 05 May 2018, 18:53

Reward us, ere we think or write!
You're very esoteric I think, tonight
I've tried understanding
Its clearly grandstanding
I can’t rise to such literary height


(Going down 🔻)


A pancake is always quite flat

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 06 May 2018, 09:54

A pancake is always quite flat
Ah cooking! I’ll wear my chefs hat

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 06 May 2018, 17:20

A pancake is always quite flat
Ah cooking! I’ll wear my chefs hat
Plus a clean apron

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 06 May 2018, 18:15

A pancake is always quite flat
Ah cooking! I’ll wear my chefs hat
Plus a clean apron
I might stuff a capon

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 07 May 2018, 09:05

A pancake is always quite flat
Ah cooking! I’ll wear my chefs hat
Plus a clean apron
I might stuff a capon
With three blind mice and a cat.


Jack was really a terrible man

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Post by lynny » 08 May 2018, 15:26

Jack was really a terrible man
Who lived his life in a caravan

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 08 May 2018, 20:52

Jack was really a terrible man
Who lived his life in a caravan
He lived on baked beans

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 08 May 2018, 22:19

Jack was really a terrible man
Who lived his life in a caravan
He lived on baked beans
Made him fart in his jeans :eek

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 09 May 2018, 07:37

Jack was really a terrible man
Who lived his life in a caravan
He lived on baked beans
Made him fart in his jeans
The explosion blew him to Kazakhstan



Four men were playing one cello

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 09 May 2018, 08:44

That last one was hilairious. Must be my school boy humour I never lost. Thankfully. 😀 i needed a good laugh. I :text-thankyou:
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 09 May 2018, 08:51

Four men were playing one cello
The cello was made of marshmallow

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Post by lynny » 09 May 2018, 17:08

Glad you had a giggle Mavis! :icon_biggrin:

Four men were playing one cello
The cello was made of marshmallow
With strings made of gold

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Post by Teddy » 10 May 2018, 10:59

Four men were playing one cello
The cello was made of marshmallow
With strings made of gold
An antique so I'm told

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 10 May 2018, 12:23

Four men were playing one cello
The cello was made of marshmallow
With strings made of gold
An antique so I'm told
And the bow it wobbled like jello


Felicity Frump had strawberry boobs!

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Post by lynny » 10 May 2018, 15:03

Felicity Frump had strawberry boobs!
They came in the post in two postage tubes

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