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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 22 Mar 2018, 11:23

My landlady's welcome was hearty
But her dress was a little bit tarty
It had lots of glitter
and made people titter
She sure threw a glittery party


Cinderella had two ugly sisters
Their big feet were covered in blisters

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Post by Teddy » 23 Mar 2018, 12:48

Cinderella had two ugly sisters
Their big feet were covered in blisters
No comely limbs

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Post by lynny » 23 Mar 2018, 22:54

Cinderella had two ugly sisters
Their big feet were covered in blisters
No comely limbs
Or trips to gyms

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Post by Teddy » 24 Mar 2018, 14:01

Cinderella had two ugly sisters
Their big feet were covered in blisters
No comely limbs
Or trips to gyms
Their dancing was a disaster


He gazed upon the sleeping sea

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Post by lynny » 25 Mar 2018, 18:08

He gazed upon the sleeping sea
And thought he'd catch some fish for tea

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Post by Teddy » 25 Mar 2018, 19:00

He gazed upon the sleeping sea
And thought he'd catch some fish for tea
Instead of chicken

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Post by lynny » 26 Mar 2018, 08:44

He gazed upon the sleeping sea
And thought he'd catch some fish for tea
Instead of chicken
His pulse it did quicken

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Post by mavisbramston » 26 Mar 2018, 09:24

He gazed upon the sleeping sea
And thought he'd catch some fish for tea
Instead of chicken
His pulse it did quicken
As a shark ate him with giggly glee


The Adams family made a cake for Lurch

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Post by lynny » 27 Mar 2018, 15:09

The Adams family made a cake for Lurch
They made it from Polly who fell off her perch

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Post by Teddy » 28 Mar 2018, 11:26

The Adams family made a cake for Lurch
They made it from Polly who fell off her perch
She was so very young

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Post by Biggdad » 28 Mar 2018, 17:02

The Adams family made a cake for Lurch
They made it from Polly who fell off her perch
She was so very young
And So highly strung

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Post by lynny » 29 Mar 2018, 12:10

The Adams family made a cake for Lurch
They made it from Polly who fell off her perch
She was so very young
And so highly strung
Her eyes and her beak went to parrot research



Old Tom's got a very big nose

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Post by Teddy » 29 Mar 2018, 16:50

Old Tom's got a very big nose
Looks quite elegant in repose

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Post by mavisbramston » 29 Mar 2018, 19:57

Old Tom's got a very big nose
Looks quite elegant in repose
His nose is red

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 30 Mar 2018, 09:36

Old Tom's got a very big nose
Looks quite elegant in repose
His nose is red
And when in bed

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