Limericks!!

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mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 05 Apr 2018, 17:48

Young Joe once sang a very sad song.
About hearts and hands no longer strong
His mother said 'Joe!
You have awful B.O

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 06 Apr 2018, 11:33

Young Joe once sang a very sad song.
About hearts and hands no longer strong
His mother said 'Joe!
You have awful B.O
water not turned on very long



So full of wisdom and of wit

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 07 Apr 2018, 11:41

So full of wisdom and of wit
The brain really feels fit

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Post by lynny » 07 Apr 2018, 19:29

So full of wisdom and of wit
The old brain really feels fit
Those mental aerobics

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Post by Biggdad » 07 Apr 2018, 21:17

So full of wisdom and of wit
The old brain really feels fit
Those mental aerobics
stops you being Phobic

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 08 Apr 2018, 21:47

So full of wisdom and of wit
The old brain really feels fit
Those mental aerobics
stops you being Phobic
So you'll never feel like a twit



My gran is one hundred and four

mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 09 Apr 2018, 09:37

My gran is one hundred and four
She got stuck in a revolving door

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Post by Biggdad » 09 Apr 2018, 13:29

My gran is one hundred and four
She got stuck in a revolving door
while walking in circles

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 09 Apr 2018, 14:35

She got stuck in a revolving door
while walking in circles
She met Angela Merkles

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Post by lynny » 09 Apr 2018, 20:01

My gran is one hundred and four
She got stuck in a revolving door
while walking in circles
She met Angela Merkles
And never was seen any more


I once knew a man with a theory

mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 10 Apr 2018, 11:18

I once knew a man with a theory
While playing guitar like Paul Leary

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Post by lynny » 10 Apr 2018, 13:53

I once knew a man with a theory
While playing guitar like Paul Leary
So he composed a song

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 10 Apr 2018, 22:32

I once knew a man with a theory
While playing guitar like Paul Leary
So he composed a song
and we all sang along

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 11 Apr 2018, 11:08

once knew a man with a theory
While playing guitar like Paul Leary
So he composed a song
and we all sang along
In voices much like Wallace Beery


The sailor liked wearing a dress

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 11 Apr 2018, 11:18

What I love about this forum is oftenI presume that the next player will obviously contribute the next line which is the one in my head.
It cannot be anything else.
Then from left field in comes a line that is totally unexpected.
you are so wonderfully unpredictable. This forum keeps my grey cells working. You are all so clever.

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