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mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 18 May 2018, 20:32

Magnaminus Mumfrey bumped his head
Concussion when he fell out of bed
He staggered about
Wearing clothes inside out

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Post by mavisbramston » 18 May 2018, 20:34

Magnaminus Mumfrey bumped his head
Concussion when he fell out of bed
He staggered about
Wearing clothes inside out
And when he woke up he was dead.


The Royal wedding is on today

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 18 May 2018, 22:50

The Royal wedding is on today
Megan & Harry's bright Saturday

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Post by lynny » 19 May 2018, 11:30

The Royal wedding is on today
Megan & Harry's bright Saturday
But it's Cup Final Day

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Post by Teddy » 19 May 2018, 12:46

The Royal wedding is on today
Megan & Harry's bright Saturday
But it's Cup Final Day
No choice but to delay

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Post by lynny » 19 May 2018, 16:42

The Royal wedding is on today
Megan & Harry's bright Saturday
But it's Cup Final Day
No choice but delay
They're going to get married so hip hip hooray



The man who sold many meat pies

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Post by mavisbramston » 19 May 2018, 16:44

The man who sold many meat pies
Married a lady who sold french fries

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Post by mavisbramston » 20 May 2018, 08:23

The man who sold many meat pies
Married a lady who sold french fries
He sold pies at the races

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Post by Biggdad » 20 May 2018, 23:06

The man who sold many meat pies
Married a lady who sold french fries
He sold pies at the races
smiles on everyone's faces

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Post by lynny » 21 May 2018, 09:02

The man who sold many meat pies
Married a lady who sold french fries
He sold pies at the races
smiles on everyone's faces
But the contents were an offal surprise!


I once knew a Sheikh from Dubai

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Post by Teddy » 21 May 2018, 09:40

I once knew a Sheikh from Dubai
He wore a collar with a tie

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Post by lynny » 21 May 2018, 12:22

I once knew a Sheikh from Dubai
He wore a collar with a tie
He had bags of money

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Post by Biggdad » 21 May 2018, 14:58

I once knew a Sheikh from Dubai
He wore a collar with a tie
He had bags of money
which he hid in the Dunnie

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Post by lynny » 22 May 2018, 18:07

I once knew a Sheikh from Dubai
He wore a collar with a tie
He had bags of money
which he hid in the Dunny
And lived his whole life as a lie


If ever your camel is ill

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 22 May 2018, 22:13

If ever your camel is ill
give it a Viagra pill

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