Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 01 Sep 2017, 10:10

Gillian started these limericks
To keep us amused with her party tricks
So kind of old Glamma
to correct our grammer

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 01 Sep 2017, 13:33

Glamma started these limericks
To keep us amused with her party tricks
So kind of old Glamma
to correct our grammar
cause most of us come from the sticks

'Tis the 1st of september today

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 02 Sep 2017, 10:11

=D= Nice ending Biggdad :icon_biggrin:

'Tis the 1st of September today
Which means that there's Spring on the way

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Post by Biggdad » 02 Sep 2017, 14:17

'Tis the 1st of September today
Which means that there's Spring on the way
lotsa pollen and bees

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Post by lynny » 03 Sep 2017, 10:01

'Tis the 1st of September today
which means that there's Spring on the way
lotsa pollen and bees
mean you're stung as you sneeze

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Post by Biggdad » 03 Sep 2017, 12:08

'Tis the 1st of September today
which means that there's Spring on the way
lotsa pollen and bees
mean you're stung as you sneeze
on the bum as you roll in the hay!

A little old lady from Tasmania

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Post by lynny » 03 Sep 2017, 16:33

A little old lady from Tasmania
Found as she aged she was more brainier

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Post by Biggdad » 04 Sep 2017, 11:02

A little old lady from Tasmania
Found as she aged she was more brainier
at the age of ninety two

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Post by Teddy » 04 Sep 2017, 11:09

A little old lady from Tasmania
Found as she aged she was more brainier
at the age of ninety two
she knew a thing or two

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Post by lynny » 05 Sep 2017, 12:56

A little old lady from Tasmania
Found as she aged she was more brainier
at the age of ninety two
she knew a thing or two
Like who was the king of Romania



An old bloke who lives in the hills

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 05 Sep 2017, 16:29

An old bloke who lives in the hills
every morn' took thirty two pills

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 06 Sep 2017, 09:27

An old bloke who lives in the hills
every morn' took thirty two pills
with two strong cups of tea

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 06 Sep 2017, 10:39

An old bloke who lives in the hills
every morn' took thirty two pills
with two strong cups of tea
when he tried to pea

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Post by lynny » 06 Sep 2017, 11:42

An old bloke who lives in the hills
every mornin' took thirty two pills
with strong cups of tea
when he tried to pea
It took him so long he got chills


A sausage was friends with a chop

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 06 Sep 2017, 21:48

A sausage was friends with a chop
who'd smile at other chops in the shop

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