Limericks!!

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Biggdad
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 15 Sep 2017, 12:24

Our weeds dying through lack of rain
So no dandelions and I won't complain
no slippery grass
won't fall on me arse

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Post by maybenot » 15 Sep 2017, 16:07

Our weeds dying through lack of rain
So no dandelions and I won't complain
no slippery grass
won't fall on me arse
or utter a word that's profane



Was walking me dog in the park
Reality is ruining my life

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 15 Sep 2017, 17:31

Was walking my dog in the park
With a skunk and a friendly aardvark

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Post by Biggdad » 15 Sep 2017, 23:31

Was walking my dog in the park
With a skunk and a friendly aardvark
Maybenot pulled my lead

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Post by lynny » 16 Sep 2017, 10:47

Was walking my dog in the park
With a skunk and a friendly aardvark
Maybenot pulled my lead
And got up some speed

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Post by Biggdad » 16 Sep 2017, 11:58

Was walking my dog in the park
With a skunk and a friendly aardvark
Maybenot pulled my lead
And got up some speed
and we both got home in the dark


lets go to the movies tonite

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Post by lynny » 16 Sep 2017, 17:13

Lets go to the movies tonite
Some horror will give us a fright

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Post by maybenot » 17 Sep 2017, 09:20

Lets go to the movies tonite
Some horror will give us a fright
If I loudly scream
Reality is ruining my life

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Post by Biggdad » 17 Sep 2017, 09:35

Lets go to the movies tonite
Some horror will give us a fright
If I loudly scream
"N" eating ice cream

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Post by Teddy » 17 Sep 2017, 15:30

Lets go to the movies tonite
Some horror will give us a fright
If I loudly scream
"N" eating ice cream
Then spill I shall look such a sight




Have you ever been on a cruise?

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Post by Biggdad » 17 Sep 2017, 16:31

Have you ever been on a cruise?
wearing your high heeled shoes

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Post by lynny » 18 Sep 2017, 12:07

Have you ever been on a cruise
wearing your high heeled shoes
If worn on the deck

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Post by Biggdad » 18 Sep 2017, 16:34

Have you ever been on a cruise
wearing your high heeled shoes
If worn on the deck
leaving Holes by heck

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Post by maybenot » 19 Sep 2017, 15:55

Have you ever been on a cruise
wearing your high heeled shoes
If worn on the deck
leaving Holes by heck
which we'll fix whenever we choose

A feisty old woman named Maud
Reality is ruining my life

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Post by lynny » 19 Sep 2017, 17:05

A feisty old woman named Maud
Was terribly terribly bored

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