Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 19 Sep 2017, 22:35

A feisty old woman named Maud
Was terribly terribly bored
with nought to do

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Post by lynny » 20 Sep 2017, 12:14

A feisty old woman named Maud
Was terribly terribly bored
With nought to do
She cooked up a stew

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 20 Sep 2017, 14:18

A feisty old woman named Maud
Was terribly terribly bored
With nought to do
She cooked up a stew
And sculled all the whiskey she’d stored

His door had a rather big knob

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 20 Sep 2017, 16:29

His door had a rather big knob
his hands smaller than Bobs

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 20 Sep 2017, 17:24

His door had a rather big knob
his hands smaller than Bobs
they didn't need a key

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by maybenot » 20 Sep 2017, 17:39

His door had a rather big knob
his hands smaller than Bobs
they didn't need a key
as entry was free
Reality is ruining my life

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Post by lynny » 21 Sep 2017, 10:12

His door had a rather big knob
his hands were smaller than Bobs
they did not need a key
as entry was free
if you promised to do a few jobs




My dog has a very long tail

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Post by Teddy » 21 Sep 2017, 11:50

My dog has a very long tail
It flicks Flies away without fail

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Post by lynny » 21 Sep 2017, 12:52

My dog has a very long tail
It flicks flies away without fail
But faced with a bee

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Post by lynny » 21 Sep 2017, 14:47

My dog has a very long tail
It flicks flies away without fail
But faced with a bee
he climbed up a tree

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Post by Biggdad » 21 Sep 2017, 22:31

My dog has a very long tail
It flicks flies away without fail
But faced with a bee
he climbed up a tree
where he sat on a branch & wailed


there once was a large white whale

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Post by Teddy » 22 Sep 2017, 13:52

there once was a large white whale
swallowed a man a true tale

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Post by lynny » 23 Sep 2017, 08:33

There once was a large white whale
Swallowed a man, a true tale
The hat that man wore

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Post by Biggdad » 23 Sep 2017, 10:33

There once was a large white whale
Swallowed a man, a true tale
The hat that man wore
got washed up on shore

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Post by lynny » 23 Sep 2017, 15:45

There once was a large white whale
Swallowed a man, a true tale
The hat that man wore
got washed up on shore
and blew to Hong Kong in a gale



Jack Spratt got quite cross with his wife

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