Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 19 Nov 2017, 22:39

When taking a plane to Peru
Take One large pot of strong glue
and then you'll see

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 20 Nov 2017, 08:48

When taking a plane to Peru
Take One large pot of strong glue
and then you'll see
As the plane breaks in three

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Post by lynny » 20 Nov 2017, 10:44

When taking a plane to Peru
Take One large pot of strong glue
And then you will see
As the plane breaks in three
That it's cold up on Machu Picchu



Sea paddling will freshen the feet

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Post by Biggdad » 20 Nov 2017, 14:13

Sea paddling will freshen the feet
help cool the body, ain't that neat

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Post by mavisbramston » 20 Nov 2017, 21:12

Sea paddling will freshen the feet
help cool the body, ain't that neat
But watch out for sharks

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Post by Biggdad » 21 Nov 2017, 22:07

Sea paddling will freshen the feet
help cool the body, ain't that neat
But watch out for sharks
ESPECIALLY AFTER DARK

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Post by Teddy » 22 Nov 2017, 12:52

Sea paddling will freshen the feet
help cool the body, ain't that neat
But watch out for sharks
ESPECIALLY AFTER DARK
You'll need to make a quick retreat





Let's go and get some Fish 'n chips?

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Post by lynny » 23 Nov 2017, 08:55

Let's go and get some Fish 'n chips
Who cares about those fattening hips

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Post by Biggdad » 23 Nov 2017, 10:40

Let's go and get some Fish 'n chips
Who cares about those fattening hips
Batter on the top,
batter on yer bottom

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 24 Nov 2017, 08:31

Let's go and get some Fish 'n chips
Who cares about those fattening hips
Batter on the top,
batter on yer bottom
You will end up with salt greasy lips


Batter on yer bottom Huh? Bid dad youre getting as bad as me!

Bill and Ben the flower pot men

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Post by Teddy » 24 Nov 2017, 09:59

Bill and Ben the flower pot men
ate red hot chillies off the stem

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Post by lynny » 24 Nov 2017, 19:11

Bill and Ben the flower pot men
ate red hot chillies off the stem
To cool themselves down

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Post by Teddy » 30 Nov 2017, 15:47

Bill and Ben the flower pot men
ate red hot chillies off the stem
To cool themselves down
Tho made their mums' frown

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Post by lynny » 01 Dec 2017, 07:31

Bill and Ben the flower pot men
ate red hot chillies off the stem
To cool themselves down
They made their mums frown
By getting all hyperactive again



Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright

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Post by Teddy » 01 Dec 2017, 12:31

Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright
A bright star shining in the night

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