Limericks!!

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Gillian
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Gillian » 14 Aug 2017, 06:45

An old man with a shiny bald head
Wore a toupée with curls that were red
It was glued on tight
From left to right (BD, this line should be five syllables to match Line 3)
But it always fell off in the bed


The king arrived in a gold Rolls Royce

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 14 Aug 2017, 12:02

The king arrived in a gold Rolls Royce
Sitting beside his old girlfriend Joyce

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 14 Aug 2017, 16:17

The king arrived in a gold Rolls Royce
Sitting beside his old girlfriend Joyce
she then lifted her skirt

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Gillian » 15 Aug 2017, 06:41

The king arrived in a gold Rolls Royce
Sitting beside his old girlfriend Joyce
She then lifted her skirt
Stepped in to the dirt

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 16 Aug 2017, 13:04

The king arrived in a gold Rolls Royce
Sitting beside his old girlfriend Joyce
She then lifted her skirt
Stepped in to the dirt
The King laughed with his big loud voice


A lovely young Lass from Ballarat

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Post by lynny » 17 Aug 2017, 09:57

A lovely young Lass from Ballarat
Fell out with Fred over his bowler hat

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Gillian » 19 Aug 2017, 06:27

A lovely young Lass from Ballarat
Fell out with Fred over his bowler hat
It was an ugly brown

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Post by Biggdad » 19 Aug 2017, 14:15

A lovely young Lass from Ballarat
Fell out with Fred over his bowler hat
It was an ugly brown
moth holes in the crown

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Post by lynny » 20 Aug 2017, 15:53

A lovely young Lass from Ballarat
Fell out with Fred over his bowler hat
It was an ugly brown
moth holes in the crown
and smelled like the bed of an old tom cat



There was a young man born in York

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Post by Biggdad » 20 Aug 2017, 22:50

There was a young man born in York
who was Very tall,And a bit of a dork

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Post by lynny » 22 Aug 2017, 11:24

There was a young man born in York
who was tall and a bit of a dork
He thought he was smart

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Post by Biggdad » 22 Aug 2017, 22:33

There was a young man born in York
who was tall and a bit of a dork
He thought he was smart
And took all to heart

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 23 Aug 2017, 10:17

There was a young man born in York
who was tall and a bit of a dork
He thought he was smart
And took all to heart
Except a weakness for pickled pork





Did you go for a walk this morning

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Post by lynny » 23 Aug 2017, 13:33

Did you go for a walk this morning
Did it rain without any warning

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 23 Aug 2017, 16:24

Did you go for a walk this morning
Did it rain without any warning
took my yella umbrella

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