Limericks!!

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lynny
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 24 Aug 2017, 10:02

Did you go for a walk this morning
Did it rain without any warning
Took my yella umbrella
My dog and my fella

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Post by Teddy » 24 Aug 2017, 11:56

Did you go for a walk this morning
Did it rain without any warning
Took my yella umbrella
and my dog and my fella
Who fell out of bed he was still snoring



Have you ever signed up for a Quiz show?

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Gillian » 24 Aug 2017, 23:54

My sister signed up for a quiz show
Hoping to win a big pile of dough

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Post by Biggdad » 25 Aug 2017, 14:36

My sister signed up for a quiz show
Hoping to win a big pile of dough
questions all done

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Post by Biggdad » 26 Aug 2017, 12:22

My sister signed up for a quiz show
Hoping to win a big pile of dough
questions all done
all hoping she won

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Post by lynny » 28 Aug 2017, 11:03

My sister signed up for a quiz show
Hoping to win a big pile of dough
questions all done
all hoping she won
She lost 'cause the questions were hi-brow



I'm asking the Vicar to tea

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Post by Biggdad » 28 Aug 2017, 12:21

I'm asking the Vicar to tea
jam scones for him & me

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Post by lynny » 29 Aug 2017, 08:26

I'm asking the Vicar to tea
jam scones for him and for me
But I'll send him home

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Post by Biggdad » 29 Aug 2017, 11:52

I'm asking the Vicar to tea
jam scones for him and for me
But I'll send him home
if his eyes doth roam

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Post by lynny » 29 Aug 2017, 13:16

I'm asking the Vicar to tea
jam scones for him and for me
But I'll send him home
if his eyes doth roam
and he asks me to sit on his knee



The Pope said to Cardinal Pell

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 29 Aug 2017, 15:17

The Pope said to Cardinal Pell
Going to Australia for a spell

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Post by Biggdad » 29 Aug 2017, 15:56

The Pope said to Cardinal Pell
Going to Australia for a spell
no I'm in court

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Post by Biggdad » 30 Aug 2017, 17:07

The Pope said to Cardinal Pell
Going to Australia for a spell
no I'm in the court
told court it's a rort
then confess & then go to hell


Gillian started these limericks

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Post by lynny » 31 Aug 2017, 11:54

It was Glamma that started them actually Biggdad. I just went back to the first few pages and there are some cracking limericks there! :icon_biggrin: Well worth a read.
Started almost 12 years ago now..... :eek


Gillian started these limericks
To keep us amused with her party tricks

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 31 Aug 2017, 13:29

Gillian started these limericks
To keep us amused with her party tricks
So kind of Glamma

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