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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 15 Nov 2017, 09:09

Our Mavis has just spit the dummy
yelling out! "where's me Mummy".
She's with the tooth fairy
Whose name is Fat Mary

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Post by Biggdad » 15 Nov 2017, 13:51

Our Mavis has just spit the dummy
yelling out! "where's me Mummy".
She's with the tooth fairy
Whose name is Fat Mary
'Cause she has a massive fat Tummy!


15th November is Gay marriage day

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 16 Nov 2017, 11:43

15th November is Gay marriage day
which one wears the veil today

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Post by Biggdad » 16 Nov 2017, 15:04

15th November is Gay marriage day
which one wears the veil today
that's up in the air

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 16 Nov 2017, 19:08

15th November is Gay marriage day
which one wears the veil today
That's up in the air
'Til pollies all swear
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 17 Nov 2017, 08:26

5th November is Gay marriage day
which one wears the veil today
That's up in the air
'Til pollies all swear
It will pass HIP HIP HOORAY

She fell but I managed and caught her

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 17 Nov 2017, 09:25

She fell but I managed and caught her
I'll do anything to help my daughter

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Post by lynny » 17 Nov 2017, 10:05

She fell but I managed and caught her
I'll do anything to help my daughter
But in platform shoes

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Post by Teddy » 17 Nov 2017, 10:32

She fell but I managed and caught her
I'll do anything to help my daughter
But in platform shoes
She'll bid you adieus

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Post by lynny » 17 Nov 2017, 12:32

She fell but I managed and caught her
I'll do anything to help my daughter
But in platform shoes
She'll bid you adieus
And fall over more than she oughta


Old Arthur's a very nice man

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Post by Teddy » 17 Nov 2017, 13:57

Old Arthur's a very nice man
Yes I know him I'm quite a fan

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Post by lynny » 18 Nov 2017, 09:34

Old Arthur's a very nice man
Yes I know him I'm quite a fan
He's easy to please

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Post by Teddy » 18 Nov 2017, 14:18

Old Arthur's a very nice man
Yes I know him I'm quite a fan
He's easy to please
with gorgonzola cheese

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 19 Nov 2017, 09:38

Old Arthur's a very nice man
Yes I know him I'm quite a fan
He's quite easy to please
with gorgonzola cheese
and bacon that's fried in a pan


When taking a plane to Peru

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 19 Nov 2017, 15:33

When taking a plane to Peru
Takeone large pot of strong glue

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