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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 21 Jan 2018, 09:58

There was an old woman from York
Who combed her pubes with a fork
no need to explain

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Post by lynny » 21 Jan 2018, 11:31

There was an old woman from York
Who combed her pubes with a fork
No need to explain
She has a small brain

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 21 Jan 2018, 13:50

There was an old woman from York
Who combed her pubes with a fork
No need to explain
She has a small brain
But her vagina could actually talk. :happy-sunshine:


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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 21 Jan 2018, 14:46

Lady of Spain I adore you
Her reply then please adieu

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 21 Jan 2018, 22:15

Lady of Spain I adore you
Her reply then please adieu
She didn't have time

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Post by Teddy » 22 Jan 2018, 09:01

Lady of Spain I adore you
Her reply then please adieu
She didn't have time
So she must decline

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Post by lynny » 22 Jan 2018, 11:55

Lady of Spain I adore you
Her reply then please adieu
She didn't have time
So she must decline
My holiday in Vanauatu


Young Paddy McGee played the flute

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Post by Teddy » 22 Jan 2018, 13:07

Young Paddy McGee played the flute
On Saint Patrick's day they would salute

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Post by lynny » 23 Jan 2018, 09:43

Young Paddy McGee played the flute
On Saint Patrick's day they'd salute
The priest sang a song

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Post by Biggdad » 23 Jan 2018, 10:14

Young Paddy McGee played the flute
On Saint Patrick's day they'd salute
The priest sang a song
Twern't very long

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 23 Jan 2018, 11:12

Young Paddy McGee played the flute
On Saint Patrick's day they'd salute
The priest sang a song
Twern't very long
Most elegant in a green suit





There was a young lady of station

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Post by Biggdad » 23 Jan 2018, 14:28

There was a young lady of station
who'd never eaten a crustacean

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Post by lynny » 24 Jan 2018, 08:57

There was a young lady of station
who'd never eaten a crustacean
She tried to eat sqid

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Post by Biggdad » 24 Jan 2018, 10:35

There was a young lady of station
who'd never eaten a crustacean
She tried to eat squid
that she bought for a quid

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 24 Jan 2018, 22:47

There was a young lady of station
who'd never eaten a crustacean
She tried to eat squid
that she bought for a quid
Her funeral was watched by the nation


The Duke and the Duchess of Kent

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