Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 25 Jan 2018, 05:08

The Duke and the Duchess of Kent
Didn't know that the butler was bent

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Post by lynny » 25 Jan 2018, 09:06

The Duke and the Duchess of Kent
Didn't know that the butler was bent
When he stole the knives

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Post by Biggdad » 25 Jan 2018, 11:28

The Duke and the Duchess of Kent
Didn't know that the butler was bent
When he stole the knives
that chopped up the chives

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Post by Teddy » 26 Jan 2018, 10:13

The Duke and the Duchess of Kent
Didn't know that the butler was bent
When he stole the knives
that chopped up the chives
To Wormwood prison he was sent



He sat beside the busy street

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Post by lynny » 26 Jan 2018, 17:48

He sat beside the busy street
Looking glumly at his feet

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Post by Biggdad » 26 Jan 2018, 22:18

He sat beside the busy street
Looking glumly at his feet
Nails painted blue 'N' green

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Post by lynny » 28 Jan 2018, 08:27

He sat beside the busy street
Looking happily at his feet
Nails painted green
D'you know what I mean
He had two perfect plates of meat



My parrot just fell off his perch

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Post by mavisbramston » 28 Jan 2018, 08:52

My parrot just fell off his perch
His name was Butler Lurch

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Post by Biggdad » 28 Jan 2018, 10:56

My parrot just fell off his perch
His name was Butler Lurch
He swore as he fell

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Post by Teddy » 28 Jan 2018, 11:05

My parrot just fell off his perch
His name was Butler Lurch
He swore as he fell
Although he can spell

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Post by lynny » 28 Jan 2018, 13:10

My parrot just fell off his perch
His name it was Butler Lurch
He swore as he fell
Although he can spell
He won't find that in my word-search



My hubby he sleeps like a log

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Post by Biggdad » 28 Jan 2018, 22:28

My hubby he sleeps like a log
In the dog house along with the dog

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 28 Jan 2018, 22:28

My hubby he sleeps like a log
In the dog house along with the dog

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 29 Jan 2018, 08:39

My hubby he sleeps like a log
In the dog house along with the dog
The dogs a dalmation

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 29 Jan 2018, 09:28

My hubby he sleeps like a log
In the dog house along with the dog
The dogs a Dalmatian
such a fascination

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