Limericks!!

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lynny
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 29 Jan 2018, 10:19

My hubby he sleeps like a log
In the dog house along with the dog
The dogs a Dalmatian
such a fascination
My hubby still snores like a hog



My Aunty Felora fell over

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 29 Jan 2018, 16:44

My Aunty Felora fell over a tree
as drunk as a skunk was she

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 30 Jan 2018, 08:44

That tree grew quickly Biggdad! :lol:


My Aunty Dot fell over a tree
as drunk as a skunk was she
She'd drunk lots of beer

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Post by Teddy » 30 Jan 2018, 10:25

My Aunty Dot fell over a tree
as drunk as a skunk was she
She'd drunk lots of beer
t'was not her idea

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Post by Biggdad » 30 Jan 2018, 15:14

My Aunty Dot fell over a tree
as drunk as a skunk was she
She'd drunk lots of beer
t'was not her idea
'cause she thought twas ICED TEA


Trees grow fast in Australia :happy-sunshine:

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Post by lynny » 30 Jan 2018, 17:17

:icon_biggrin:

Trees grow fast in Australia
We cut them all down without failure

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Post by Biggdad » 30 Jan 2018, 20:38

Trees grow fast in Australia
We cut them all down without failure
tall Pines are planted

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Post by lynny » 31 Jan 2018, 09:01

Trees grow fast in Australia
We cut them all down without failure
Tall Pines are planted
We take them for granted

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Post by Teddy » 31 Jan 2018, 12:00

Trees grow fast in Australia
We cut them all down without failure
Tall Pines are planted
We take them for granted
We should jail yer and not bail yer!


Let's be merry while we may

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Post by lynny » 31 Jan 2018, 19:44

Let's be merry while we may
For none of us have long to stay

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Post by Biggdad » 31 Jan 2018, 21:15

Let's be merry while we may
For none of us have long to stay
so enjoy each day

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 01 Feb 2018, 11:14

Let's be merry while we may
For none of us have long to stay
so enjoy each day
there's nothing to pay

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Post by Biggdad » 01 Feb 2018, 20:19

Let's be merry while we may
For none of us have long to stay
so enjoy each day
there's nothing to pay
so how 'bout a kiss & a roll in the hay

The missus got up & made a cuppa

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 02 Feb 2018, 10:54

The missus got up & made a cuppa
Shes from New Zealand I decided to Tup her. (tip her)

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 03 Feb 2018, 15:00

(Sorry Mavis)


The missus got up & made a cuppa
good deed for her MAMMA & Poppa

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