Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 03 Feb 2018, 18:03

The missus got up & made a cuppa
good deed for her MAMMA & Poppa
made with best tea leaves

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Post by lynny » 04 Feb 2018, 09:27

The missus got up & made a cuppa
good deed for her MAMMA & Poppa
made with best tea leaves
she rolled up her sleeves

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Post by Teddy » 04 Feb 2018, 14:41

The missus got up & made a cuppa
good deed for her MAMMA & Poppa
made with best tea leaves
she rolled up her sleeves
said I'll go and light the copper



The poet smiled and shook his head

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 04 Feb 2018, 16:49

The poet smiled and shook his head
He thought of a verse while in bed

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Post by lynny » 05 Feb 2018, 09:32

The poet smiled and shook his head
He thought of a verse while in bed
But he couldn't rhyme

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Post by Teddy » 05 Feb 2018, 12:18

The poet smiled and shook his head
He thought of a verse while in bed
But he couldn't rhyme
And also keep time

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Post by lynny » 05 Feb 2018, 15:48

The poet smiled and shook his head
He thought of a verse while in bed
But he couldn't rhyme
And also keep time
So he wrote murder mystery instead


Will Shakespeare wrote many fine plays

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 05 Feb 2018, 22:51

Will Shakespeare wrote many fine plays
Not many writers as good these days

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Post by lynny » 06 Feb 2018, 08:30

Will Shakespeare wrote many fine plays
Not many writers as good these days
With trusty quill pen

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 06 Feb 2018, 08:37

Will Shakespeare wrote many fine plays
Not many writers as good these days
With trusty quill pen
"As you like it" what then

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Post by Teddy » 06 Feb 2018, 10:46

Will Shakespeare wrote many fine plays
Not many writers as good these days
With trusty quill pen
"As you like it" what then
Caesar always departs with strays



There was a young lady named Bright

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Post by Biggdad » 06 Feb 2018, 13:59

There was a young lady named Bright
Who would run around naked at night

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Post by lynny » 06 Feb 2018, 21:04

There was a young lady named Bright
Who would run around naked at night
She frightened some cats

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Post by Biggdad » 06 Feb 2018, 23:01

There was a young lady named Bright
Who would run around naked at night
She frightened some cats
And night flying Bats

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 07 Feb 2018, 09:22

There was a young lady named Bright
Who would run around naked at night
She frightened some cats
And night flying Bats
Whose speed was much greater than light



The cats were masters of the house

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