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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 11 Dec 2017, 22:16

A man and his dog walked to Broome
and they rented a tiny boxroom
the dog barked all night
which started a fight
And the bride run away with the groom


Perry bought a big box of cherries

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Post by lynny » 12 Dec 2017, 08:49

Perry bought a big box of cherries
With brandy he got a dose of the 'merries'

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Post by Biggdad » 12 Dec 2017, 10:17

Perry bought a big box of cherries
With brandy he got a dose of the 'merries'
'Tis Xmas you know

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Post by lynny » 12 Dec 2017, 11:53

Perry bought a big box of cherries
With brandy he got a dose of the 'merries'
'Tis Xmas you know
His nose is aglow
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Post by lynny » 12 Dec 2017, 12:15

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Perry bought a big box of cherries
With brandy he got a dose of the 'merries'
'Tis Xmas you know
His nose is aglow

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Post by Biggdad » 12 Dec 2017, 16:09

Perry bought a big box of cherries
With brandy he got a dose of the 'merries'
'Tis Xmas you know
His nose is aglow
as he rides on the Manly Ferries!


wishing you all a Merry Christmas

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Post by lynny » 13 Dec 2017, 08:34

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas
It's turning into a pricey business

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Post by Teddy » 13 Dec 2017, 09:09

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas
It's turning into a pricey business
It's a Birthday celebration

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Post by lynny » 13 Dec 2017, 16:28

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas
It's turning into a pricey business
It's a birthday celebration
with retail temptations

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Post by mavisbramston » 14 Dec 2017, 08:35

lynny wrote:
13 Dec 2017, 16:28
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas
It's turning into a pricey business
It's a birthday celebration
with retail temptations

And the test will be clearly litmus



Oh hell that was awful. Change it if you like. Could notthink of a word for Christmas so happy hanaka. Lol

Santas elves were as horny as hell

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Post by Biggdad » 14 Dec 2017, 09:48

Santas elves were as horny as hell
only worked when they heard Xmas Bells

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Post by lynny » 14 Dec 2017, 17:20

Santas elves were as horny as hell
only worked when they heard Xmas Bells
So Santa got cross

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Post by Biggdad » 14 Dec 2017, 21:22

Santas elves were as horny as hell
only worked when they heard Xmas Bells
So Santa got cross
'Cause he's the boss

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Post by lynny » 15 Dec 2017, 09:20

Santas elves were as horny as hell
only worked when they heard Xmas Bells
So Santa got cross
'Cause he's the boss
and he's playing with fairies in the dell



If Donald Trump wed Theresa May

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 15 Dec 2017, 20:06

If Donald Trump wed Theresa May
and they had a romp in the hay

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