Limericks!!

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Teddy
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 05 Aug 2017, 12:34

Are you playing Football tonight
In shorts that are terribly tight
Storms against the CowBoys

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 06 Aug 2017, 09:28

Are you playing Football tonight
In shorts that are terribly tight
Storms against CowBoys
Don't have a row boys

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 06 Aug 2017, 14:36

Are you playing Football tonight
In shorts that are terribly tight
Storms against CowBoys
Don't have a row boys
Storms won to their delight




Like a Barbecue on the beach?

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Gillian » 07 Aug 2017, 07:02

We're having a barbecue on the beach (10 syllables)
The sun will make us all shine like a peach (10 syllables)
Beer will be flowing (5 syllables)
We'll all be glowing (5 syllables)
And we'll find sand in places we can't reach (10 syllables)


An old man was walking in the rain

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 07 Aug 2017, 10:36

:lol: Maggs tried that often enough but it doesn't seem to work. Nice limerick though!

An old man was walking in the rain

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 07 Aug 2017, 11:19

An old man was walking in the rain
tripped over and fell into a drain

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 07 Aug 2017, 12:00

An old man was walking in the rain
tripped over and fell into a drain
Though suffering from pain

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Gillian » 10 Aug 2017, 06:45

lynny wrote:
07 Aug 2017, 10:36
:lol: Maggs tried that often enough but it doesn't seem to work. Nice limerick though!
I'm channeling Maggs! :icon_biggrin:


An old man was walking in the rain
Tripped over and fell into a drain
He fell on his hip (Lines 3 & 4 rhyme with each other, not Lines 1, 2 & 5)
Split his upper lip
In the end he was saved by his cane


Two sisters went out on the town

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 10 Aug 2017, 09:27

Two sisters went out on the town
both wearing shoes that were brown

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 Aug 2017, 10:02

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Two sisters went out on the town
both wearing shoes that were brown
Because of the weather

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Post by Biggdad » 11 Aug 2017, 13:40

Two sisters went out on the town
both wearing shoes that were brown
Because of the weather
walking close together

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Gillian » 12 Aug 2017, 06:45

Two sisters went out on the town
Both wearing shoes that were brown
Because of the weather
Walking close together
They slipped on the ice and went down


An old man with a shiny bald head

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 Aug 2017, 16:38

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An old man with a shiny bald head
Wore a toupée with curls that were red

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Gillian » 13 Aug 2017, 06:42

An old man with a shiny bald head
Wore a toupée with curls that were red
It was glued on tight

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 Aug 2017, 15:48

An old man with a shiny bald head
Wore a toupée with curls that were red
It was glued on tight
from left to right

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