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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 26 May 2018, 16:53

At Sunset, when the air is still
I walk my dog, his name is Bill
he stops at trees
And does his wees
If the path home is all downhill



The sailor rolled home from the sea

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Post by Biggdad » 26 May 2018, 16:56

The sailor rolled home from the sea
His family was all full of glee

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Post by lynny » 27 May 2018, 13:54

The sailor rolled home from the sea
His family was all full of glee
A barrel of rum

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Post by Teddy » 27 May 2018, 15:00

The sailor rolled home from the sea
His family was all full of glee
A barrel of rum
With a ho ho hum

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Post by lynny » 27 May 2018, 16:43

The sailor rolled home from the sea
His family was all full of glee
He'd bought barrels of rum
With a ho ho ho hum
And a parrot he found in a tree



The sailor's ship was sinking fast

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Post by Biggdad » 27 May 2018, 22:05

The sailor's ship was sinking fast
minutes,hours how long will it last

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Post by mavisbramston » 27 May 2018, 23:05

The sailor's ship was sinking fast
minutes,hours how long will it last
I know its absurd
But it hit an ice berg

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Post by lynny » 28 May 2018, 13:45

The sailor's ship was sinking fast
Minutes,hours, how long will it last
I know its absurd
But it hit an ice berg
Predictably the ship felt type-cast



The Captain said that all was lost

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Post by Biggdad » 28 May 2018, 16:53

The Captain said that all was lost
I don't know how much it will cost

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Post by Biggdad » 28 May 2018, 23:06

The Captain said that all was lost
I don't know how much it will cost
'twas a large ship

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Post by Teddy » 29 May 2018, 12:01

The Captain said that all was lost
I don't know how much it will cost
'twas a large ship
now given us the slip

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Post by Teddy » 30 May 2018, 11:19

The Captain said that all was lost
I don't know how much it will cost
'twas a large ship
now given us the slip
Empty now all cargo tossed


There was a Pig that sat alone

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Post by lynny » 30 May 2018, 14:26

There was a pig that sat alone
Resting his back against a stone

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Post by Biggdad » 30 May 2018, 22:39

There was a pig that sat alone
Resting his back against a stone
snorting out loud

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Post by lynny » 31 May 2018, 08:07

There was a pig that sat alone
Resting his back against a stone
snorting out loud
at a passing cloud

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