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Teddy
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 20 Dec 2017, 12:24

went to the Theatre today
where the wizard of Oz did play
In the land of Oz
It's ok because
Cos our 10 kids didn't have to pay




Shall we dine out tonight

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Post by lynny » 20 Dec 2017, 21:23

Shall we dine out tonight
Under the pale moonlight

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Post by Biggdad » 20 Dec 2017, 22:31

Shall we dine out tonight
Under the pale moonlight
A pizza and wine

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Post by lynny » 21 Dec 2017, 07:30

Shall we dine out tonight
Under the pale moonlight
A pizza and wine
Would be just fine

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Post by mavisbramston » 21 Dec 2017, 09:38

lynny wrote:
21 Dec 2017, 07:30
Shall we dine out tonight
Under the pale moonlight
A pizza and wine
Would be just fine
But bloody mossies still bite


Santa Claus got a speeding fine

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Post by lynny » 21 Dec 2017, 12:54

Santa Claus got a speeding fine
Rudy's speedo went past the red line

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Post by mavisbramston » 21 Dec 2017, 20:47

lynny wrote:
21 Dec 2017, 12:54
Santa Claus got a speeding fine
Rudy's speedo went past the red line
He had true twinkle toes

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Post by Biggdad » 21 Dec 2017, 23:08

Santa Claus got a speeding fine
Rudy's speedo went past the red line
His nose turned bright red
Santa thought "Ruddies Dead"!

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Post by lynny » 22 Dec 2017, 08:03

Santa Claus got a speeding fine
Rudy's speedo went past the red line
His nose turned bright red
Santa thought "Ruddies Dead"!
But he's just trying to get there on time


The snow came right up to my knees

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Post by Biggdad » 22 Dec 2017, 19:58

The snow came right up to my knees
All the bits above began to freeze! :lol: LYNNY made me do it!!!! :icon-mrgreen:

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Post by mavisbramston » 22 Dec 2017, 21:13

The snow came right up to my knees
All the bits above began to freeze! :lol:
My doodle is an icy pole

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Post by Biggdad » 23 Dec 2017, 09:04

The snow came right up to my knees
All the bits above began to freeze! :lol:
My doodle is an icy pole
someone like to 'Rock'N'Roll'

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Post by lynny » 23 Dec 2017, 12:37

:lol: Oi Biggdad! Santa thinks I've been a good girl this year :lol:


The snow came right up to my knees
All the bits above began to freeze! :lol:
My doodle is an icy pole
someone like to 'Rock'N'Roll
And my nuts fell off when I sneezed


Godfather's wearing his Santa hat

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Post by mavisbramston » 23 Dec 2017, 23:47

Godfather's wearing his Santa hat
A jolly red suit and tummy fat

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 25 Dec 2017, 08:55

Godfather's wearing his Santa hat
A jolly red suit and tummy fat
He filled up his sleigh
with toys by the way

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