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Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 07 Sep 2017, 13:33
by Teddy
A sausage was friends with a chop
who'd smile at other chops in the shop
And flirt with the bacon

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 07 Sep 2017, 14:51
by lynny
A sausage was friends with a chop
who'd smile at the chops in the shop
And flirt with the bacon
and the rissoles they're makin'

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 07 Sep 2017, 22:08
by Biggdad
A sausage was friends with a chop
who'd smile at the chops in the shop
And flirt with the bacon
and the rissoles they're makin'
It really kept them all on the hop!

Lynne: :heeheehee :heeheehee :bear_hug

Well no one wants to play Limericks

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 10 Sep 2017, 14:37
by lynny
Been sick Biggdad. This is the first day I feel like making a smile. Liked the last one!! :lol:

Start another please........I can't think straight. :icon_biggrin:

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Sep 2017, 10:47
by Biggdad
I ONCE BOUGHT A TICKET IN LOTTO

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Sep 2017, 11:33
by Teddy
I ONCE BOUGHT A TICKET IN LOTTO
Instead of buying a Risotto











Also "Been off Oats"many weeks on & off lately! :text-imsorry:

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Sep 2017, 15:56
by Biggdad
I ONCE BOUGHT A TICKET IN LOTTO
Instead of buying a large Risotto
I thought I'de win

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Sep 2017, 22:59
by lynny
Oh Teddy.....I did wonder if you were ok. Feel better :bear_hug



I once bought a ticket in Lotto
Instead of buying Risotto
I thought I'd win
I was taken in

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Sep 2017, 08:35
by Biggdad
I once bought a ticket in Lotto
Instead of buying Risotto
I thought I'd win
I was taken in
drank a bottle of wine & got Blotto!


while drinking a pint in the pub

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Sep 2017, 11:28
by lynny
:lol: =D=

While drinking a pint at the pub
I fancied a plateful of grub

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Sep 2017, 21:25
by Biggdad
While drinking a pint at the pub
I fancied a plateful of grub
Chips "N" sauce

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Sep 2017, 11:26
by lynny
While drinking a pint at the pub
I fancied a plateful of grub
Chips "N" sauce
'n' pie of course

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Sep 2017, 11:50
by Teddy
While drinking a pint at the pub
I fancied a plateful of grub
Chips "N" sauce
'n' pie of course
Haute couture cuisine no snub





Our weeds dying through lack of rain

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Sep 2017, 19:25
by lynny
Our weeds dying through lack of rain
So no dandelions and I won't complain

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Sep 2017, 21:22
by maybenot
Our weeds dying through lack of rain
So no dandelions and I won't complain
no slippery grass