Limericks!!

[Biggdad]

When taking a plane to Peru
Take One large pot of strong glue
and then you'll see

[mavisbramston]

When taking a plane to Peru
Take One large pot of strong glue
and then you'll see
As the plane breaks in three

[lynny]

When taking a plane to Peru
Take One large pot of strong glue
And then you will see
As the plane breaks in three
That it's cold up on Machu Picchu



Sea paddling will freshen the feet

[Biggdad]

Sea paddling will freshen the feet
help cool the body, ain't that neat

[mavisbramston]

Sea paddling will freshen the feet
help cool the body, ain't that neat
But watch out for sharks

[Biggdad]

Sea paddling will freshen the feet
help cool the body, ain't that neat
But watch out for sharks
ESPECIALLY AFTER DARK

[Teddy]

Sea paddling will freshen the feet
help cool the body, ain't that neat
But watch out for sharks
ESPECIALLY AFTER DARK
You'll need to make a quick retreat





Let's go and get some Fish 'n chips?

[lynny]

Let's go and get some Fish 'n chips
Who cares about those fattening hips

[Biggdad]

Let's go and get some Fish 'n chips
Who cares about those fattening hips
Batter on the top,
batter on yer bottom

[mavisbramston]

Let's go and get some Fish 'n chips
Who cares about those fattening hips
Batter on the top,
batter on yer bottom
You will end up with salt greasy lips


Batter on yer bottom Huh? Bid dad youre getting as bad as me!

Bill and Ben the flower pot men

[Teddy]

Bill and Ben the flower pot men
ate red hot chillies off the stem

[lynny]

Bill and Ben the flower pot men
ate red hot chillies off the stem
To cool themselves down

[Teddy]

Bill and Ben the flower pot men
ate red hot chillies off the stem
To cool themselves down
Tho made their mums' frown

[lynny]

Bill and Ben the flower pot men
ate red hot chillies off the stem
To cool themselves down
They made their mums frown
By getting all hyperactive again



Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright

[Teddy]

Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright
A bright star shining in the night