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Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 01 Dec 2017, 14:04
by lynny
Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 01 Dec 2017, 16:26
by Biggdad
Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained
they should have refrained

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 02 Dec 2017, 09:59
by lynny
Santa's Grotto was shiny and bright
A bright star shining in the night
But someone complained
they should have refrained
cuz Santa's shot off to the pub for the night



I put a fairy on top of my tree

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 02 Dec 2017, 10:51
by Biggdad
I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 03 Dec 2017, 08:02
by lynny
I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 03 Dec 2017, 11:17
by Biggdad
I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt
I can see up your skirt

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 04 Dec 2017, 09:33
by lynny
I put a fairy on top of my tree
She smiled and said "How are thee"
You're such an old flirt
I can see up your skirt
It looks like you're winking at me
:hurrah:



They say rum is good for your health

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 04 Dec 2017, 10:53
by Teddy
They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 05 Dec 2017, 08:52
by lynny
They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink it with friends

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 06 Dec 2017, 09:14
by lynny
They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink with a friend
As a means to an end

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 06 Dec 2017, 12:07
by Biggdad
They say rum is good for your health
But do not drink it by stealth
So drink with a friend
As a means to an end
and here's cheers to the commonwealth


friends merry & safe xmas to all

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 06 Dec 2017, 12:19
by Teddy
friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a Birth you'll recall

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 07 Dec 2017, 09:18
by lynny
Friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 07 Dec 2017, 12:14
by mavisbramston
Friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies
And zip up your flys

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 08 Dec 2017, 07:48
by lynny
Friends merry & safe xmas to all
To celebrate a birth you'll recall
So make some mince pies
And zip up your flys
Cuz I've put holly up in the hall



When Pa set the pudding alight