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Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 14:28
by Teddy
That Donald is clever and rich
Gets by with never a glitch
He says he's the best
self praise, just a jest
Like our Don Bradman's cricket pitch





Have you been watching the Tennis

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Jan 2018, 06:52
by lynny
Have you been watching the Tennis
I thought you went there with Dennis

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 11 Jan 2018, 14:58
by Biggdad
Have you been watching the Tennis
I thought you went there with Dennis
Both yelling, C'mon

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Jan 2018, 09:39
by lynny
Have you been watching the Tennis
I thought you went there with Dennis
Both yelling, C'mon
Each time they come on

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 12 Jan 2018, 15:09
by Biggdad
Have you been watching the Tennis
I thought you went there with Dennis
Both yelling," C'mon"
Each time they come on
and hit the ball with such menace!

Hot cross buns are already here

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Jan 2018, 13:21
by mavisbramston
hot cross buns are already here
And tinsel for Christmas next year!

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Jan 2018, 19:24
by lynny
Hot cross buns are already here
And tinsel for Christmas next year!
I'm very confused

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 13 Jan 2018, 21:29
by mavisbramston
Hot cross buns are already here
And tinsel for Christmas next year!
I'm very confused
I’ve been Falsly accused

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Jan 2018, 10:31
by lynny
Hot cross buns are already here
And tinsel for Christmas next year!
I'm very confused
I’ve been falsley accused
Of something that's very unclear


I'm flying to Germany soon

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Jan 2018, 11:57
by Teddy
I'm flying to Germany soon
Instead of flying to the moon

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Jan 2018, 14:51
by mavisbramston
I'm flying to Germany soon
Instead of flying to the moon
With knackwurst in hand

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 14 Jan 2018, 16:37
by Biggdad
I'm flying to Germany soon
Instead of flying to the moon
With knackwurst in hand
And Beer on demand

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 Jan 2018, 04:04
by mavisbramston
I'm flying to Germany soon
Instead of flying to the moon
With knackwurst in hand
And Beer on demand
I will drink my shnapps with a spoon


My dentures i keep in a glass

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 Jan 2018, 09:22
by Biggdad
My dentures i keep in a glass
when I'm out mowing the grass

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 Jan 2018, 09:30
by Teddy
My dentures i keep in a glass
when I'm out mowing the grass
Hearing aids in my pocket