Limericks!!

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lynny
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 Apr 2018, 14:10

We're an alright bunch aren't we Mavis. :happy-sunshine:


The sailor liked wearing a dress
And cried when his hair was a mess

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 12 Apr 2018, 01:29

The sailor liked wearing a dress
And cried when his hair was a mess
the salt air helped none

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 12 Apr 2018, 09:42

The sailor liked wearing a dress
And cried when his hair was a mess
the salt air helped none
So he put it up in a bun
He looked frightfully cute I confess


There wasan old lady from Perth

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 Apr 2018, 15:02

There was an old lady from Perth
Who thought she had just given birth

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Post by Teddy » 12 Apr 2018, 17:05

There was an old lady from Perth
Who thought she had just given birth
How quickly memory fades

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 12 Apr 2018, 19:25

There was an old lady from Perth
Who thought she had just given birth
How quickly memory fades
When one wears roller blades

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 13 Apr 2018, 09:05

There was an old lady from Perth
Who thought she had just given birth
How quick memory fades
When one wears roller blades
And you think that life's just hell on earth



I'm making a list for my shopping

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 Apr 2018, 12:54

I'm making a list for my shopping
must remember strawberry topping

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Post by Teddy » 13 Apr 2018, 15:51

I'm making a list for my shopping
must remember strawberry topping
for the ice Cream cake

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 Apr 2018, 21:44

I'm making a list for my shopping
must remember strawberry topping
for the ice Cream cake
with it's chocolate flake

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 14 Apr 2018, 09:31

I'm making a list for my shopping
must remember the strawberry topping
for the ice Cream cake
with it's chocolate flake
And the fat on my hips I'll be copping


School holidays start once again

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 14 Apr 2018, 16:12

School holidays start once again
School starts next Monday kids complain

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 14 Apr 2018, 20:05

School holidays start once again
School starts next Monday kids complain
The kids all have nits

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 15 Apr 2018, 10:05

School holidays start once again
School starts Monday kids complain
The kids all have nits
I'm calling it quits

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 15 Apr 2018, 15:10

School holidays start once again
School starts Monday kids complain
The kids all have nits
I'm calling it quits
so are you off to live in Spain


As life began it's daily round

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