Limericks!!
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Re: Limericks!!
As life began it's daily round
I sold my wife for fifty pound
I sold my wife for fifty pound
- lynny
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Re: Limericks!!
As life began it's daily round
I sold my wife for fifty pound
She says I'm so mean
I sold my wife for fifty pound
She says I'm so mean
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Re: Limericks!!
As life began its daily round
I sold my wife for fifty pound
She says I'm so mean
And she created a scene
By banging her head on the ground
I like it here at silver peers
I sold my wife for fifty pound
She says I'm so mean
And she created a scene
By banging her head on the ground
I like it here at silver peers
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Re: Limericks!!
I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears
Not kind to your wife it appears
- lynny
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Re: Limericks!!
I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle
- Teddy
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Re: Limericks!!
I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle
Also less trouble
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle
Also less trouble
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I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle
Also less trouble
Then drown the witch in boutique beers
I am only joking. She read it and laughed
There was a guy called RandyRick
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle
Also less trouble
Then drown the witch in boutique beers
I am only joking. She read it and laughed
There was a guy called RandyRick
- lynny
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There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick
His horse was running at Randiwick
- Teddy
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There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse
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There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse
had a jockey of corse
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse
had a jockey of corse
- lynny
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There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse
had a jockey of course
Who beat that nag with a candy stick
An old lady known as Old Maud
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse
had a jockey of course
Who beat that nag with a candy stick
An old lady known as Old Maud
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An old lady known as Old Maud
Who would always loudly applaud
Who would always loudly applaud
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Re: Limericks!!
An old lady known as Old Maud
Who would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks
Who would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks
- lynny
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Re: Limericks!!
An old lady known as Old Maud
Would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks
Like juggling bricks
Would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks
Like juggling bricks
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Re: Limericks!!
An old lady known as Old Maud
Would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks
Like juggling bricks
Or swallowing his very own sword.
Saint Peter at the pearly gates
Would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks
Like juggling bricks
Or swallowing his very own sword.
Saint Peter at the pearly gates