Limericks!!

[mavisbramston]

As life began it's daily round
I sold my wife for fifty pound

[lynny]

As life began it's daily round
I sold my wife for fifty pound
She says I'm so mean

[mavisbramston]

As life began its daily round
I sold my wife for fifty pound
She says I'm so mean
And she created a scene
By banging her head on the ground



I like it here at silver peers

[Teddy]

I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears

[lynny]

I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle

[Teddy]

I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle
Also less trouble

[mavisbramston]

I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle
Also less trouble
Then drown the witch in boutique beers



I am only joking. She read it and laughed


There was a guy called RandyRick

[lynny]

There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick

[Teddy]

There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse

[Biggdad]

There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse
had a jockey of corse

[lynny]

There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse
had a jockey of course
Who beat that nag with a candy stick


An old lady known as Old Maud

[Teddy]

An old lady known as Old Maud
Who would always loudly applaud

[mavisbramston]

An old lady known as Old Maud
Who would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks

[lynny]

An old lady known as Old Maud
Would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks
Like juggling bricks

[mavisbramston]

An old lady known as Old Maud
Would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks
Like juggling bricks
Or swallowing his very own sword.


Saint Peter at the pearly gates