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Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 15 Apr 2018, 22:18
by mavisbramston
As life began it's daily round
I sold my wife for fifty pound

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 16 Apr 2018, 10:12
by lynny
As life began it's daily round
I sold my wife for fifty pound
She says I'm so mean

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 16 Apr 2018, 12:17
by mavisbramston
As life began its daily round
I sold my wife for fifty pound
She says I'm so mean
And she created a scene
By banging her head on the ground



I like it here at silver peers

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 16 Apr 2018, 16:47
by Teddy
I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 17 Apr 2018, 09:07
by lynny
I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 17 Apr 2018, 09:28
by Teddy
I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle
Also less trouble

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 17 Apr 2018, 14:19
by mavisbramston
I like it here at silver peers
Not kind to your wife it appears
So give her a cuddle
Also less trouble
Then drown the witch in boutique beers



I am only joking. She read it and laughed


There was a guy called RandyRick

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 18 Apr 2018, 10:17
by lynny
There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 18 Apr 2018, 15:58
by Teddy
There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 18 Apr 2018, 17:37
by Biggdad
There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse
had a jockey of corse

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 19 Apr 2018, 09:55
by lynny
There was a guy called RandyRick
His horse was running at Randiwick
He was the pale horse
had a jockey of course
Who beat that nag with a candy stick


An old lady known as Old Maud

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 19 Apr 2018, 15:33
by Teddy
An old lady known as Old Maud
Who would always loudly applaud

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 20 Apr 2018, 07:21
by mavisbramston
An old lady known as Old Maud
Who would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 20 Apr 2018, 09:47
by lynny
An old lady known as Old Maud
Would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks
Like juggling bricks

Re: Limericks!!

Posted: 20 Apr 2018, 16:14
by mavisbramston
An old lady known as Old Maud
Would always loudly applaud
When her husband did tricks
Like juggling bricks
Or swallowing his very own sword.


Saint Peter at the pearly gates