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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 20 Apr 2018, 18:09

Saint Peter at the pearly gates
Noticed there was some of his mates

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Post by mavisbramston » 21 Apr 2018, 15:55

Saint Peter at the pearly gates
Noticed there was some of his mates
There was jack and Fred,

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 22 Apr 2018, 18:29

Saint Peter at the pearly gates
Noticed there was some of his mates
There was jack and Fred
with a large loaf of bread

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Post by mavisbramston » 23 Apr 2018, 18:33

Saint Peter at the pearly gates
Noticed there was some of his mates
There was jack and Fred
with a large loaf of bread
Which they fed to ducks on paper plates


Lady Godiva rode on her white horse

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 24 Apr 2018, 09:23

Lady Godiva rode on her white horse
The fair lady was naked of course

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Post by lynny » 24 Apr 2018, 12:03

Lady Godiva rode on her white horse
The fair lady was naked of course
The people asked why

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Post by Biggdad » 24 Apr 2018, 14:17

Lady Godiva rode on her white horse
The fair lady was naked of course
The people asked why
her hair hung to her thigh

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Post by lynny » 24 Apr 2018, 17:16

Lady Godiva rode on her white horse
The fair lady was naked of course
The people asked why
her hair hung to her thigh
When it only just hid her remorse



When Flossie and Joe went to France

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Post by Teddy » 24 Apr 2018, 18:12

When Flossie and Joe went to France
decided they'd learn how to dance

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Post by mavisbramston » 24 Apr 2018, 18:21

When Flossie and Joe went to France
decided they'd learn how to dance
They learnt to can can

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 25 Apr 2018, 08:35

When Flossie and Joe went to France
decided they'd learn how to dance
They learnt to can can
Which the French tried to ban
Cause Flossie refused to wear pants!

Wee Willie Winkie walked through the town

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Post by Teddy » 25 Apr 2018, 09:58

Wee Willie Winkie walked through the town
About bad mannered folk he would frown

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Post by mavisbramston » 25 Apr 2018, 12:41

Wee Willie Winkie walked through the town
About bad mannered folk he would frown
He wore a night cap


Good to see you Teddy. I wasplaying all alone waiting for you Lynny or bigdad. I wonder how we can get some of the others to play

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Post by lynny » 25 Apr 2018, 14:48

Wee Willie Winkie walked through the town
About bad mannered folk he would always frown
He wore a night cap
To prevent a mishap

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 25 Apr 2018, 17:25

Wee Willie Winkie walked through the town
About bad mannered folk he would always frown
He wore a night cap
To prevent a mishap
or befall his graduation gown



I love the stillness of the wood

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