Limericks!!

Keep your brains active and healthy! USE IT OR LOSE IT!

Moderators: godfather, Dreamweaver

Post Reply
User avatar
Biggdad
Gold Member
Posts: 3895
Joined: 06 Jul 2013, 17:23
Location: Sydney West.

Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 25 Apr 2018, 21:28

I love the stillness of the wood
that's so hard to be understood

User avatar
lynny
Diamond Member
Posts: 63545
Joined: 30 Sep 2005, 17:15
Location: Hobart Tasmania

Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 26 Apr 2018, 16:33

I love the stillness of the wood
that's so hard to be understood
The rabbits daren't speak

User avatar
Biggdad
Gold Member
Posts: 3895
Joined: 06 Jul 2013, 17:23
Location: Sydney West.

Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 26 Apr 2018, 17:33

I love the stillness of the wood
that's so hard to be understood
The rabbits daren't speak
'Bout their thumpin' large feet

mavisbramston
Bronze Member
Posts: 1912
Joined: 26 Feb 2016, 20:32

Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 26 Apr 2018, 18:23

I love the stillness of the wood
that's so hard to be understood
The rabbits daren't speak
'Bout their thumpin' large feet
But they should if they would and they could


President Trump failed the IQ test

User avatar
lynny
Diamond Member
Posts: 63545
Joined: 30 Sep 2005, 17:15
Location: Hobart Tasmania

Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 27 Apr 2018, 13:50

President Trump failed the IQ test
Malania said he had tried his best

mavisbramston
Bronze Member
Posts: 1912
Joined: 26 Feb 2016, 20:32

Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 28 Apr 2018, 10:23

President Trump failed the IQ test
Malania said he had tried his best
With his orange face





Lol dont worry I would never create a situation where you guys had to find a word rhyming with orange. There isnt any.

User avatar
Teddy
Diamond Member
Posts: 25871
Joined: 20 Jun 2008, 15:11
Location: South East Queensland,Australia

Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 28 Apr 2018, 14:01

President Trump failed the IQ test
Malania said he had tried his best
With his orange face
to judge him is not our place

User avatar
lynny
Diamond Member
Posts: 63545
Joined: 30 Sep 2005, 17:15
Location: Hobart Tasmania

Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 28 Apr 2018, 18:14

Excuse me docking your line Teddy as it didn't scan :text-imsorry:

President Trump failed the IQ test
Malania said he had tried his best
With his orange face
judging him's not our place
but I wish he would give it a rest!


Those adverts on TV are loud

User avatar
Teddy
Diamond Member
Posts: 25871
Joined: 20 Jun 2008, 15:11
Location: South East Queensland,Australia

Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 29 Apr 2018, 13:57

Those adverts on TV are loud
Thinking this'll reach the crowd

User avatar
Biggdad
Gold Member
Posts: 3895
Joined: 06 Jul 2013, 17:23
Location: Sydney West.

Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 29 Apr 2018, 14:45

Those adverts on TV are loud
Thinking this'll reach the crowd
the best way to go
turn the volume down low

mavisbramston
Bronze Member
Posts: 1912
Joined: 26 Feb 2016, 20:32

Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 29 Apr 2018, 15:33

Those adverts on TV are loud
Thinking this'll reach the crowd
the best way to go
turn the volume down low
Read a book do yourself proud

I went to the zoo and saw a chimp

User avatar
lynny
Diamond Member
Posts: 63545
Joined: 30 Sep 2005, 17:15
Location: Hobart Tasmania

Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 29 Apr 2018, 17:31

I went to the zoo and saw a chimp
He was eating a bowl of lettuce and shrimp

mavisbramston
Bronze Member
Posts: 1912
Joined: 26 Feb 2016, 20:32

Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 29 Apr 2018, 22:24

I went to the zoo and saw a chimp
He was eating a bowl of lettuce and shrimp
He ate it and giggled

User avatar
Teddy
Diamond Member
Posts: 25871
Joined: 20 Jun 2008, 15:11
Location: South East Queensland,Australia

Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 30 Apr 2018, 15:08

I went to the zoo and saw a chimp
He was eating a bowl of lettuce and shrimp
He ate it and giggled
The swallowed worm wriggled

User avatar
lynny
Diamond Member
Posts: 63545
Joined: 30 Sep 2005, 17:15
Location: Hobart Tasmania

Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 30 Apr 2018, 17:42

I went to the zoo and saw a chimp
He was eating a bowl of lettuce and shrimp
He ate it and giggled
The swallowed worm wriggled
And that wimpy old chimp went all limp



I've sailed across oceans so wide

Post Reply