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mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 30 Apr 2018, 21:50

I've sailed across oceans so wide
With my secret mistress by my side

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 01 May 2018, 16:58

I've sailed across oceans so wide
With my secret mistress by my side
wind in my sails

mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 01 May 2018, 17:11

I've sailed across oceans so wide
With my secret mistress by my side
wind in my sails
And sea faring tales

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 01 May 2018, 20:00

I've sailed across oceans so wide
With my secret mistress by my side
wind in my sails
And sea faring tales
'bout the way that bad woman has died



I flew to Japan in a jet

mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 02 May 2018, 08:26

I flew to Japan in a jet
It crashed I got my hair wet

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 02 May 2018, 10:19

I flew to Japan in a jet
It crashed and I got my hair wet
My perm went all frizzy

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Biggdad
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 02 May 2018, 13:40

I flew to Japan in a jet
It crashed and I got my hair wet
My perm went all frizzy
it made me feel dizzy

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 03 May 2018, 10:23

I flew to Japan in a jet
It crashed and I got my hair wet
My perm went all frizzy
it made me feel dizzy
was pulled ashore by a fish net.



Bagpipes sweet music to it's tone

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lynny
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 03 May 2018, 17:50

Bagpipes sweet music to it's tone
To some is a dreary music-less drone

mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 03 May 2018, 18:07

Bagpipes sweet music to it's tone
To some is a dreary music-less drone
But their sporuns look cute

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lynny
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 04 May 2018, 09:30

Bagpipes sweet music to it's tone
To some is a dreary music-less drone
But the sporrans look cute
So I'll take up the flute

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 04 May 2018, 10:34

Bagpipes sweet music to it's tone
To some is a dreary music-less drone
But the sporrans look cute
So I'll take up the flute
Tone deaf so please leave me alone



Reward us, ere we think or write!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 04 May 2018, 15:19

Reward us, ere we think or write!
Youre very esoteric I think, tonight

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 04 May 2018, 18:20

Reward us, ere we think or write!
You're very esoteric I think, tonight
I've tried understanding

mavisbramston
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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 04 May 2018, 19:02

Reward us, ere we think or write!
You're very esoteric I think, tonight
I've tried understanding
Its clearly grandstanding

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