Limericks!!

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 10 May 2018, 16:29

Felicity Frump had strawberry boobs!
They came in the post in two postage tubes
no Bra's would fit

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 11 May 2018, 14:03

Hope you didn't mind me adding 3 letters Bigdad :icon_biggrin:

Felicity Frump had strawberry boobs!
They came in the post in two postage tubes
No Bras would be fitted
On her so big tittied

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 11 May 2018, 22:40

Felicity Frump had strawberry boobs!
They came in the post in two postage tubes
No Bras would be fitted
On her so big tittied
so they bounced when she made sudden 'mooves'


I admired the blonde in the car

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 12 May 2018, 10:24

I admired the blonde in the car
While she puffed on my huge fat cigar

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 May 2018, 15:10

I admired the blonde in the car
While she puffed on my huge cigar
I took her to Woy Woy

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 12 May 2018, 15:33

I admired the blonde in the car
While she puffed on my huge cigar
I took her to Woy Woy
Where she fondled her toyboy

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 12 May 2018, 16:58

I admired the blonde in the car
While she puffed on my huge cigar
I took her to Woy Woy
Where she fondled her toyboy
While I sat and looked at the stars


Aunt Eva's a funny old thing

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 12 May 2018, 20:28

Aunt Eva's a funny old thing
She likes to fight bulls in the ring

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 13 May 2018, 15:24

Aunt Eva's a funny old thing
She likes to fight bulls in the ring
One trod on her corns

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 13 May 2018, 15:34

Aunt Eva's a funny old thing
She likes to fight bulls in the ring
One trod on her corns
The one with the big horns

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 13 May 2018, 18:31

Aunt Eva's a funny old thing
She likes to fight bulls in the ring
One trod on her corns
The one with big horns
She hopped all the way to Beijing



Aunt Polly said Charlie's my beau

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 13 May 2018, 22:19

Aunt Polly said, "Charlie's my beau"
I don't know where we can go

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by lynny » 14 May 2018, 12:02

Aunt Polly said, "Charlie's my beau
I don't know where we can go
We went to a dance

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by mavisbramston » 14 May 2018, 12:57

Aunt Polly said, "Charlie's my beau
I don't know where we can go
We went to a dance
He took off his pants

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Teddy » 14 May 2018, 14:01

Aunt Polly said, "Charlie's my beau
I don't know where we can go
We went to a dance
He took off his pants
So vulgar I bid him adieu



And never be met with again

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