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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 24 Jun 2018, 22:09

I don’t really care much do you?
If Mr Trump keeps kids in a zoo
with monkeys 'N' apes

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Post by Biggdad » 25 Jun 2018, 16:29

I don’t really care much do you?
If Mr Trump keeps kids in a zoo
with monkeys 'N' apes
only fed on grapes

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Post by lynny » 26 Jun 2018, 09:09

I don’t really care much do you?
If Mr Trump keeps kids in a zoo
with monkeys 'N' apes
only fed on grapes
I hope someone locks Trumpy up too!



I like to wear my socks in bed

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Post by Teddy » 26 Jun 2018, 12:05

I like to wear my socks in bed
Are they pink,yellow,green or red

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Post by lynny » 26 Jun 2018, 19:43

I like to wear my socks in bed
Are they pink,yellow,green or red
No matter what hue

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Post by Teddy » 27 Jun 2018, 08:58

like to wear my socks in bed
Are they pink,yellow,green or red
No matter what hue
I shall agree with you

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Post by lynny » 27 Jun 2018, 14:16

I like to wear my socks in bed
Are they pink,yellow,green or red
No matter what hue
I'll agree with you
And wear a beanie on my head


Eleven men were kicking a ball

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Re: Limericks!!

Post by Biggdad » 27 Jun 2018, 16:57

Eleven men were kicking a ball
inside the house & down the hall

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Post by lynny » 28 Jun 2018, 08:55

Eleven men were kicking a ball
inside the house & down the hall
When Tommy Brown scored

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Post by Teddy » 28 Jun 2018, 10:37

Eleven men were kicking a ball
inside the house & down the hall
When Tommy Brown scored
He fell through the floor

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Post by lynny » 28 Jun 2018, 13:42

Eleven men were kicking a ball
inside the house & down the hall
When Tommy Brown scored
He fell through the floor
Tommy's false teeth had puntured the ball



The referee blew his new whistle

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Post by mavisbramston » 28 Jun 2018, 19:48

The referee blew his new whistle
Then vaccumed the field with his Bissel

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Post by lynny » 29 Jun 2018, 08:20

The referee blew his new whistle
Then vaccumed the field with his Bissel
He ran round the pitch

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Post by Teddy » 29 Jun 2018, 11:28

The referee blew his new whistle
Then vaccumed the field with his Bissel
He ran round the pitch
'til back one big itch

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Post by Biggdad » 29 Jun 2018, 14:20

The referee blew his new whistle
Then vacuumed the field with his Bissel
He ran round the pitch
'til back one big itch
so he then chewed on a thistlle



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